bootycap:

For Priya:

Steve/Tony RomCom AU: Line of Fire

Steve Rogers dedicates his life to his work. He saves lives, puts out fires, and sometimes even helps kittens out of trees. When he pulls Tony Stark out of a burning building and the man claims he has nowhere else to go, Steve figures there’s no harm in opening up his home to the strange but charming man while he sorts out his life. But Tony Stark might be hiding a few secrets that can turn Steve’s world upside down. He thought he was opening up his home, he didn’t realize he would be opening up his life and his heart, putting himself directly in… the line of fire.

"You know when you get that boner feeling but it’s in your heart?"

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

narnianbirthcybertronianspark:

omg can I just hug the YJ fandom right now

Those of us who are huge fans of both are kind of experiencing deja vu with what’s going on with Korra

And the ones that maybe don’t watch Korra are being sympathetic and sweet

Sobs

kharbear:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

I just died

why-and-or-bother:

if you dont like Scrubs, youre wrong

Welcome to the New Age

(Source: agentromvnoff)

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?